From Oct 17, 2008

Albert: what are you guys going to order tonight?
(2:30:58 PM) Amber: steak
(2:31:11 PM) Amber: : D
(2:31:20 PM) Amber: don't know what kind yet.
(2:32:08 PM) Albert: No Rules Pasta
Grilled shrimp, scallops or chicken breast. Served over fettuccine with a Parmesan cream sauce.
(2:32:20 PM) Darrin: steak with steamed veggies, hold the carrots.
(2:32:25 PM) Darrin: side salad with ranch, hold the red onions.
(2:32:39 PM) Darrin: hot waitress, hold my johnson
(2:40:52 PM) Darrin: tough crowd.
(2:43:35 PM) Albert: I like my women like my crowds. Tough and numerous.
(2:45:12 PM) Amber: they have pasta?
(2:45:51 PM) Albert: Yes.
(2:46:06 PM) Amber: mm
(2:47:11 PM) Darrin: the only entree i've had that wasn't steak there was the alice springs chicken.
(2:47:17 PM) Darrin: which was good.
(2:47:27 PM) Darrin: but it's outback the steakhouse, not outback the pollopen.
(2:47:45 PM) Albert: i've never had their steak.
(2:47:48 PM) Darrin: so i can haz stekz
(2:47:57 PM) Amber: I'm getting steak
(2:48:02 PM) Darrin: I'm getting steak
(2:48:03 PM) Amber: usually get the outback combo
(2:48:11 PM) Darrin: w/ shrimp?
(2:48:16 PM) Amber: no
(2:48:18 PM) Darrin: w/ lobster
(2:48:19 PM) Darrin: ?
(2:48:24 PM) Darrin: w/ pancakes?
(2:53:52 PM) Albert: wow, tough crowd.
(2:54:11 PM) Amber: haha
(2:54:16 PM) Amber: with steak!!
(2:54:20 PM) Amber: jesus
(2:54:43 PM) Amber: + a baked potato and a caesar salad
(2:55:32 PM) Albert: any appetizers????? enquiring minds want to know.
(2:55:34 PM) Amber: crimany
(2:55:47 PM) Albert: fast response there
(2:56:03 PM) Amber: it was sent before yours showed up
(2:56:12 PM) Albert: crimany
(2:56:23 PM) Amber: im dying laughing again
(2:56:35 PM) Darrin: wait you're getting an outback combo of steak + steak? what kind of combo is that?
(2:56:36 PM) Albert: I have that affect on the world.
(2:56:45 PM) Albert: meatlover combo
(2:56:48 PM) Amber: lolol
(2:56:53 PM) Amber: both of you
(2:56:56 PM) Amber: jeeez
(2:56:59 PM) Albert: speaking of meat lovers. Where's Jaron?

From Jan 28, 2009

Amber: I hate when people say "ewe"
Jaron: holy fucking shit
Amber: wat.
Albert: I was on a farm, we had a ewe.
Jaron: there is some douchebag in the bathroom just standing at the sink talking on the phone
Jaron: "so, uh... how'd it go?"
Amber: wow
Albert: you're posting on the toilet?
Jaron: "describe 'well'..."
Albert: tell him to piss off
Jaron: "you're being pretty evasive about it."
Jaron: "so, uh, basically you're saying it didn't go 'well'?"
Jaron: he sounds like Ben Stein
Albert: bummer dude
Amber: lol
Jaron: i wanted to stab him in the neck... and i just went in there to wash my hands
Albert: If you stabbed him in the neck you'd have to wash your hands twice.
Amber: LOL
Jaron: i wanted to yell at him, "WE HAVE A WHOLE LOBBY RIGHT OUTSIDE THIS DOOR WHERE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WHOLE DIFFICULT CONVERSATION."
Albert: oh gah, I'm struggling to not LOL right now
Amber: the towel would look like a god damn maxi pad
Jaron: ewe
Amber: LOL
Albert: ewe